"Even if the boy does live, he will be a cripple. Worse than a cripple. A grotesque. Give me a good clean death"."Speaking for the grotesques, I beg to differ. Death is so terribly final, while life is full of possibilities.”
"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."
in which phil has delusions of family life
I want a Hawkeye movie that takes place during all the Phase 2 MCU movies, but it’s all about the ‘minor’ stuff Clint does during them. Like, sorry he missed the Mandarin stuff, he was fighting the mob, and sorry Cap and Nat he was gonna come but Trickshot found him and he had to fight for his life, and oh wow Thor sorry to hear about your brother dying (not really), but he got a dog wanna meet him?
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.