An Intergalactic 5 Year Old

assmikkelsen:

imaginefrederickchilton:

Imagine Frederick Chilton secretly having a dating profile hopelessly trying to find love, with a picture of him smiling happily but he only has about 15 hits on his profile.

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u cant tell me this isnt his icon

queerpunkhamlet:

queerpunkhamlet:

why is every white boy named after some prehistoric bullshit. hunter archer tanner fisher. we get it. you’re straight.

i’m naming my son stamp collector. it may not be a time-honored profession like the others but dammit it’s the family business

michaelgclifford:

a+ insults (only use when you want someone to CRY)

  • nerdbox
  • unedited dictionary
  • red solo cup
  • unsucessful vans warped tour opening act
  • the least favorite pencil 
  • roseart crayon (may really destroy them)

orphanbeige:

orphan beige part 6

the-gunlady:

We had a man at The Fridge.

thebakerstreetboyz:

sassy science team has enough of your bullshit, Jack

Orphan Black AU: The DYAD Institute pits the clones against one another in a competitive Easter egg hunt. For science, of course.

lalondes:

lalondes:

dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom

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expression of disbelief and awe at the arrival of a message so soon after publication of dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom

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the-frozen-fjords:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

frozen crew, we need to do something like this asap

Sam talks Bucky into getting a twitter account and he eventually gets quite a following. People seem to enjoy his delight and sometimes bewilderment at discovering the world (roller coaster science has gone a long way in 70 years! michael jackson! the godfather! the ikea! 50 shades of grey? march madness? taylor swift? YES TAYLOR SWIFT!)
Anonymous

imaginebucky:

some of bucky’s most popular tweets include:

i don’t trust microwaves

i always get asked “what’s ur favorite thing about the future?” so here’s ur answer: tie between toasters and flavored lube

clint sleeps w/ his eyes open which is just as creepy as it sounds

roller derby???

TONY STARK IS SCARED OF LADYBUGS PASS IT ON

"do u know what gay sex is?" r u fucking serious? don’t u know i’ve had sex w/ men??? dumbass