Imagine Frederick Chilton secretly having a dating profile hopelessly trying to find love, with a picture of him smiling happily but he only has about 15 hits on his profile.
u cant tell me this isnt his icon
why is every white boy named after some prehistoric bullshit. hunter archer tanner fisher. we get it. you’re straight.
i’m naming my son stamp collector. it may not be a time-honored profession like the others but dammit it’s the family business
a+ insults (only use when you want someone to CRY)
- unedited dictionary
- red solo cup
- unsucessful vans warped tour opening act
- the least favorite pencil
- roseart crayon (may really destroy them)
orphan beige part 6
We had a man at The Fridge.
sassy science team has enough of your bullshit, Jack
Orphan Black AU: The DYAD Institute pits the clones against one another in a competitive Easter egg hunt. For science, of course.
dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom
expression of disbelief and awe at the arrival of a message so soon after publication of dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom
*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*
frozen crew, we need to do something like this asap
some of bucky’s most popular tweets include:
i don’t trust microwaves
i always get asked “what’s ur favorite thing about the future?” so here’s ur answer: tie between toasters and flavored lube
clint sleeps w/ his eyes open which is just as creepy as it sounds
TONY STARK IS SCARED OF LADYBUGS PASS IT ON
"do u know what gay sex is?" r u fucking serious? don’t u know i’ve had sex w/ men??? dumbass